The Jaeger of Gipsy Danger is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 12.665 billion Gipsy Dangerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Gipsy Dangerian economy, worth 380 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,061 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, a major religion has been named as Gipsy Danger's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Gipsy Danger in an international press conference. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gipsy Danger's national animal is the Jaeger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Gipsy Danger is ranked 109,030^th in the world and 4,597^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.